LOCAL / FOUNDING STORY
Adirondack Chair Discovered on Route 10, Apparently Seeking Better Life
Promised Lake George. Catfished by Route 10.
Also Extremely Important
FOOD & DAIRY
I Joined the Milk Club at a Gas Station and Now My Life Has Structure
Ten punches, one free half gallon, and several questions about organizational hierarchy.
AVIATION / VISUAL EVIDENCE
Airline Safety Card Appears to Encourage Woman to Leave Plane With Door
An evacuation protocol that seems to involve theft, upper-body strength, and initiative.
INTERNATIONAL / CONSUMER AFFAIRS
PSA: Pay Your Canadian Tolls, Eh
We thought we escaped with poutine and memories. Canada had other ideas.
TRANSPORTATION
Do You Know Why I Landed?
An investigation into what “Speed Monitored by Aircraft” might eventually escalate into.
Culture, Domestic Affairs & Other Threats
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS
Marriage Is Mostly About Towels
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love dries quickly.
BUSINESS & ADVERTISING
The Intern Who Dropped the Tray
One advertising mishap may explain Gatorade, Tinder and decades of slogan history.
LOCAL BUSINESS
Cheaper Than Divorce: Celtic Construction
Home improvement, marriage counseling, and possibly druids.
CULTURE
Naked and Confident
Television survival programming, but with better self-esteem.
TRANSPORTATION
I-80 Sign Confirms Long-Running New Jersey Horse Problem
“Yo, Seabiscuit, move over to the right with the other pedestrians and bicyclists.”
TECHNOLOGY / TRANSPORTATION
Waze Keeps Giving Me Points and I Need to Know What They Unlock
Secret routes to Trader Joe’s? AAA drone tire service? There must be a prize.
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