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<item><title>Bowser: Climate Change Has Gone Too Far. My Castle Was Already on Fire.</title><link>https://thejughandle.com/bowser-climate.html</link><guid>https://thejughandle.com/bowser-climate.html</guid><description>Guest editorial from Bowser, Special Climate Correspondent.</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Has Foreigner Figured Out What Love Is Yet?</title><link>https://thejughandle.com/foreigner-poll.html</link><guid>https://thejughandle.com/foreigner-poll.html</guid><description>The Jug Handle Institute of Public Opinion investigates. Margin of error: ±83%.</description></item>
<item><title>Adirondack Chair Discovered on Route 10, Apparently Seeking Better Life</title><link>https://thejughandle.com/adirondack-chair.html</link><guid>https://thejughandle.com/adirondack-chair.html</guid><description>Promised Lake George. Catfished by Route 10.</description></item>
<item><title>AARP Would Like to Discuss Your Membership Expiration</title><link>https://thejughandle.com/aarp-expiration.html</link><guid>https://thejughandle.com/aarp-expiration.html</guid><description>Is this a routine renewal notice, or a prophecy?</description></item>
<item><title>Morris County Tree Enters Competitive Housing Market</title><link>https://thejughandle.com/tree-market.html</link><guid>https://thejughandle.com/tree-market.html</guid><description>Strong roots. Existing tenants. Delivery unavailable.</description></item>
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