I haven’t watched very much TV recently, so flipping around I was surprised to see how many ads there were for Naked and Afraid.

It’s an interesting premise. But the world is such a wondrous place where every single day there’s a high probability of low-probability amazing events occurring. So why not be more positive?

Naked and Confident. Naked and Invigorated. Naked and Effectively Managing Your Moderate to Severe Plaque Psoriasis with Skyrizi.

Naked and Crushing That PowerPoint and Pivot Table, Rocking Two Big Screens While HR Is Writing You Up Again.

They’ve expanded the show with Naked and Afraid: Apocalypse. But why stop there? It would definitely make game shows more interesting.

Wheel of Birthday Suits. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Without Any Pants On. The Price Is Right and I Can See Your Dick.

Television has been leaving an entire wardrobe category unexplored.