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Has Foreigner Figured Out What Love Is Yet?

Bringing you the data nobody asked for. Margin of error: ±83%.

By The Jug Handle Institute of Public Opinion
Satirical public opinion poll asking whether Foreigner has figured out what love is yet

Poll may total more than 100% due to feelings.

THIS INVESTIGATION HAS CONCLUDED

Unfortunately, Others Are Ongoing.

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Published on The Jug Handle · August 23, 2026

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