When you arrive home to find this, you wonder what awaits inside.
It was just sitting there beside the garage, perfectly upright, facing the driveway like it had been assigned parking.
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Day Two: It Remains
There it is. Still with us this AM. There may be a raccoon in it, but just look at it, illuminating the Indian Lake sky, glistening in the morning dew.
Proud. Defiant. Loyal.
Ready to take on, or take in, the world where Chipotle has major expansion ambitions.
This is the kind of toilet that follows you across the country, over mountains and through the wilderness, perhaps even befriending a wise and kindly retired fridge along the way, like the dog you accidentally left on the East Coast when you moved your family to Seattle for that new job in an ’80s movie.
This is the kind of toilet talked about in holy books, left out as offerings, marking this house as clean in the eyes of the lord.
By afternoon, Gritty had moved in. Shortly thereafter a Flyers-clad security professional joined the development. At that point we stopped asking why there was a toilet in the driveway and began programming events around it.
One day you have an abandoned toilet next to a dead mouse. Forty-eight hours later you have an NHL-adjacent mixed-use development.
Morris County still offers affordable entry-level opportunities.
This one has plumbing potential.
It has been an unusually active year for The Jug Handle Real Estate Desk. First, a tree entered the competitive housing market. Now this.
We remain committed to helping North Jersey families navigate the two most important purchases of their lives:
Residential timber and structurally unsupported toilets.