# The Jug Handle

> Important Reporting on Things of Questionable Importance. The Jug Handle is an independent humor and satire publication based in Morris County, New Jersey, focused on observational comedy, local absurdities, fake-serious investigations, polls, and everyday things receiving disproportionate scrutiny.

## Canonical site
- https://thejughandle.com/

## About and feeds
- About: https://thejughandle.com/about.html
- RSS: https://thejughandle.com/feed.xml
- Sitemap: https://thejughandle.com/sitemap.xml

## Selected stories
- My Wife Bought 99% Porn and Left It Next to My Toothbrush: https://thejughandle.com/99-percent-porn.html
- Tesla Cybertruck Municipal Cleanup Edition Spotted on Route 46: https://thejughandle.com/cybertruck-municipal-cleanup.html
- The Jug Handle 50: https://thejughandle.com/jug-handle-50.html
- Lady Speed Stick, Grande Dame of Antiperspirant Abbey, Dead at 24H: https://thejughandle.com/antiperspirant-abbey.html
- Three Credits Short: https://thejughandle.com/three-credits-short.html
- Real Bad Ideas of Morris County: https://thejughandle.com/real-bad-ideas.html
- Area Toilet Refuses to Leave, Immediately Listed as Luxury Outdoor Bathroom: https://thejughandle.com/outdoor-toilet-real-estate.html
- CVS Isn’t Organized by Departments. It’s Organized by Consequences.: https://thejughandle.com/cvs-consequences.html
- Local Toddler Gives Five-Star Review to Childproofing Product He Defeated in Eleven Seconds: https://thejughandle.com/childproofing-review.html
- This Strip Club Became a Food Pantry and I Have Questions: https://thejughandle.com/strip-club-food-pantry.html
- Adirondack Chair Discovered on Route 10: https://thejughandle.com/adirondack-chair.html
- Bowser: Climate Change Has Gone Too Far. My Castle Was Already on Fire.: https://thejughandle.com/bowser-climate.html
- I Joined the Milk Club at a Gas Station and Now My Life Has Structure: https://thejughandle.com/milk-club.html
- Has Foreigner Figured Out What Love Is Yet?: https://thejughandle.com/foreigner-poll.html
- Morris County Tree Enters Competitive Housing Market: https://thejughandle.com/tree-market.html
- Do You Know Why I Landed?: https://thejughandle.com/speed-controlled-by-aircraft.html
- The Intern Who Dropped the Tray: https://thejughandle.com/wrong-slogans.html

## Content note
The Jug Handle is a humor and satire publication. Fictional or satirical guest bylines and premises should be understood in that context. Original writing is credited on the individual pages.